Messenger Puppet

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Untitled

This is a test of the google docs system. This is only a test.
P.S. fuck Ohio.

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All we are saying…

is give impeachment of the misleader in chief a chance.

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Me Are The Champion

I would like to thank me, for being a crushing, insufferable bore.  My friends, for not killing me so I could live out the inspiration for this massive tome of shit. Apple Macintosh for inventing copy and paste.  The state bar of Kerplekistan for not caring if, technically speaking, I, uh, changed the conditions of [...]

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press your luck

I have a store.
Buy early.  Buy often.  Newer, better swag to come…
Also, worse stuff.

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All we are saying…

 
is give wreaths a chance.
 
HOA surrenders on peace wreath

By The Associated Press

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A Pagosa Springs subdivision has withdrawn its threat of $25 daily fines against a homeowner who put a Christmas wreath shaped [...]

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Hey pam

Rebound is tough.  let me ease your pain.

Here is why I am better
1.  No mullet
2.  No Camaro
3.  Career highlight was not “Joe Dirt”
4.  I don’t pretend I can sing.
Call me. 

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2days favorite beer

Mossy, er, peaty.  And Shit.
Not nearly as good as woodchuck + Harp ale, which they serve at Gallaghers in Kalamazoo, and it kicks ass.  (also, Bass is not a substitute for Harps)
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Bo is Dead.  God is therefore dead. Fire Millen

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They Made Us Change Our Name

Rolling Stone says:

Spawned from the CBS reality show (an American Idol for rockers), Rock Star: Supernova stars Season Two winner Lukas Rossi backed by Tommy Lee, ex-Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and ex-G n’ R guitarist Gilby Clarke. The band’s debut is mostly big, catchy arena rock: “Leave the Lights On” sounds like Velvet Revolver covering Cheap Trick, and “Be Yourself (and 5 Other Cliches)” packs in a huge hair-metal chorus. Rossi wails like a recording vet (which he is), but most of the tunes feel tired, if not retrograde: Opener “It’s On” could have come from Collective Soul, the ballads suck, and there are some dark, sub-Alice in Chains bangers. The bright spot: It’s probably better than the upcoming Taylor Hicks record.
They’re being charitable

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An unparalleled weekend of crap

Bo is Dead
Satan 49, all that is good and right 39.  Fortunately, many couches and trash containers made it through the night as the WalMart trailer nation celebrated.
Shitty Cardinals whose cheap ass owner is looking for a readon NOT to fire the coach 17  Shitty Lions who have a great coach but the worlds shittiest [...]

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Gonzales the fascist bastard

Gonzales attacks ruling against domestic spying
WASHINGTON (AP) — Attorney General Alberto Gonzales contended Saturday that some critics of the Bush administration’s warrantless surveillance program were defining freedom in a way that presents a “grave threat” to U.S. security.
Gonzales was the second administration official in two days to attack a federal judge’s ruling last August that [...]