I would like to thank me, for being a crushing, insufferable bore. My friends, for not killing me so I could live out the inspiration for this massive tome of shit. Apple Macintosh for inventing copy and paste. The state bar of Kerplekistan for not caring if, technically speaking, I, uh, changed the conditions of the test.*The good news for everyone else: The winner banners don’t appear on my computer so I can’t use them. Even better, you do not have to read any of my 66,390 words. Read More
I have a store. Buy early. Buy often. Newer, better swag to come… Also, worse stuff.Read more "press your luck"
is give wreaths a chance. HOA surrenders on peace wreath By The Associated Press Article Last Updated:11/28/2006 08:25:14 AM MST A Pagosa Springs subdivision has withdrawn its threat of $25 daily fines against a homeowner who put a Christmas wreath shaped like a peace sign on the front of her home. Homeowner Lisa […]Read more "All we are saying…"
Rebound is tough. let me ease your pain. Here is why I am better 1. No mullet 2. No Camaro 3. Career highlight was not “Joe Dirt” 4. I don’t pretend I can sing. Call me.Read more "Hey pam"
Not nearly as good as woodchuck + Harp ale, which they serve at Gallaghers in Kalamazoo, and it kicks ass. (also, Bass is not a substitute for Harps)
Bo is Dead. God is therefore dead. Fire MillenRead more "2days favorite beer"
Rolling Stone says:
Spawned from the CBS reality show (an American Idol for rockers), Rock Star: Supernova stars Season Two winner Lukas Rossi backed by Tommy Lee, ex-Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and ex-G n’ R guitarist Gilby Clarke. The band’s debut is mostly big, catchy arena rock: “Leave the Lights On” sounds like Velvet Revolver covering Cheap Trick, and “Be Yourself (and 5 Other Cliches)” packs in a huge hair-metal chorus. Rossi wails like a recording vet (which he is), but most of the tunes feel tired, if not retrograde: Opener “It’s On” could have come from Collective Soul, the ballads suck, and there are some dark, sub-Alice in Chains bangers. The bright spot: It’s probably better than the upcoming Taylor Hicks record.
They’re being charitable
Bo is Dead Satan 49, all that is good and right 39. Fortunately, many couches and trash containers made it through the night as the WalMart trailer nation celebrated. Shitty Cardinals whose cheap ass owner is looking for a readon NOT to fire the coach 17 Shitty Lions who have a great coach but the […]Read more "An unparalleled weekend of crap"
Gonzales attacks ruling against domestic spying WASHINGTON (AP) — Attorney General Alberto Gonzales contended Saturday that some critics of the Bush administration’s warrantless surveillance program were defining freedom in a way that presents a “grave threat” to U.S. security. Gonzales was the second administration official in two days to attack a federal judge’s ruling last […]Read more "Gonzales the fascist bastard"
I am enraged, and my TV is off. GoddaMMIT. where is the fucking Defense?!Read more "Fuck Ohio"