Happy Un-Fucking Un-Anniversary to Me
11.16.05
Court: you are free, dude.
Me: Yay, me. Pussy and beers for everyone. And tattoos. And shitty music cranked to 11. With no oversight. And no soul-killing bullshit that no one wants to hear about.
Everyone else: You are fucking right. Shut the hell up and pass out out the pussy beers.
Karma: You would think so, right? think again, pretty boy.
Now playing: Daryl Hall & John Oates – She’s Gone
Karma: How fucking ironic^^^
Me: and inapplicable, you dumb ass. Fuck you.
Karma: Little do you realize the irony attached to “fuck you [me]” and “inapplicable.” How is that re-grown virginity working out for you?
Me: You are still a bitch Otis Karma
