It’s still 2006 here.
Filed in In Local News..., December 31, 2006, 10:56 pm by Dr. GonzoNanner, nanner, nanner. It’s still 2006 here.
I am not sure if that is a good thing or not. I do not think 2007 can possibly be weirder. Differently weird. like when I get fired. Or laid. Or some other sort of equally implausible where did that come from event. But [...]
25 years ago this minute
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 9:50 pm by Dr. GonzoI was sliding down a hill on black ice until I hit a pole.
Ahh, sweet nostalgia…
I am in love…
Filed in Pimp My Ride, December 30, 2006, 1:51 pm by Dr. GonzoAs much as I love my Mustang, I am heartened to see the death of “retro-future” styling in favor of simply style. Mad pimpin’ style, but style nonetheless.
Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy…
Filed in Pimp My Ride, December 29, 2006, 3:55 pm by Dr. GonzoBut it has it’s perquisites.
Baby, baby when I look at you, I get a warm feelin’ inside. - Prince, speaking of Victoria Principal and the 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe.
Dear Vicky
Filed in Surreal Life, , 9:04 am by Dr. GonzoWhat a tough time to split up, with the holidays and all. Know that I am here for you. As long as you resemble this (the one in the middle). (I assume that having a plastic surgeon husband means you had nip/tuck privileges as needed) Yes, it’s strictly a physical thing. Yes, it will be [...]
was Jerry Ford the antichrist?
Filed in Impeach Bush, December 28, 2006, 11:49 am by Dr. GonzoEvil minions Don “Dick” Rumsfeld and Dick “Dick” Cheney, with their (our?) overlord.
Less Filling
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 10:37 am by Dr. GonzoJohn Edwards to America: I’m “special.” Also
This campaign is about two years early each of us taking responsibility for our country’s future — and ensuring America’s greatness in the 21st century. It is a campaign not just about what we can do in the White House — but what we can do on [...]
Why Santa kicks ass
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, December 25, 2006, 10:49 pm by Dr. GonzoFor my little Chemical Romancer
For my David Gilmour fan
Nothing buffers today’s new country (which they claim not to like) like the best fucking music ever.
Karma: how would you know anything about “the best fucking music” in any context.
Me: I know the answer to “what is the best fucking music ever” is unlikely to ever fall under “today’s [...]
Shopping while under the influence
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, December 24, 2006, 10:10 pm by Dr. Gonzoof a deadline (e.g., 12/24), makes you buy shit like this: