Messenger Puppet

I was sliding down a hill on black ice until I hit a pole. Ahh, sweet nostalgia…

As much as I love my Mustang, I am heartened to see the death of “retro-future” styling in favor of simply style. Mad pimpin’ style, but style nonetheless.

But it has it’s perquisites.  Baby, baby when I look at you, I get a warm feelin’ inside. – Prince, speaking of Victoria Principal and the 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe.

What a tough time to split up, with the holidays and all.  Know that I am here for you.  As long as you resemble this (the one in the middle).  (I assume that having a plastic surgeon husband means you had nip/tuck privileges as needed) Yes, it’s strictly a physical thing.  Yes, it will be [...]

Evil minions Don “Dick” Rumsfeld and Dick “Dick” Cheney, with their (our?) overlord.

John Edwards to America: I’m “special.” Also This campaign is about two years early each of us taking responsibility for our country’s future — and ensuring America’s greatness in the 21st century.  It is a campaign not just about what we can do in the White House — but what we can do on the [...]

Nothing buffers today’s new country (which they claim not to like) like the best fucking music ever. Karma:  how would you know anything about “the best fucking music” in any context. Me:  I know the answer to “what is the best fucking music ever” is unlikely to ever fall under “today’s new country.”  Now STFU.  It’s [...]

of a deadline (e.g., 12/24), makes you buy shit like this: