It’s still 2006 here.

Nanner, nanner, nanner. It’s still 2006 here.
I am not sure if that is a good thing or not. I do not think 2007 can possibly be weirder. Differently weird. like when I get fired. Or laid. Or some other sort of equally implausible where did that come from event. But [...]


25 years ago this minute

I was sliding down a hill on black ice until I hit a pole.

Ahh, sweet nostalgia…


I am in love…

As much as I love my Mustang, I am heartened to see the death of “retro-future” styling in favor of simply style. Mad pimpin’ style, but style nonetheless.


Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy…

But it has it’s perquisites. 
Baby, baby when I look at you, I get a warm feelin’ inside. - Prince, speaking of Victoria Principal and the 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe.


Dear Vicky

What a tough time to split up, with the holidays and all.  Know that I am here for you.  As long as you resemble this (the one in the middle).  (I assume that having a plastic surgeon husband means you had nip/tuck privileges as needed) Yes, it’s strictly a physical thing.  Yes, it will be [...]


was Jerry Ford the antichrist?

Evil minions Don “Dick” Rumsfeld and Dick “Dick” Cheney, with their (our?) overlord.


Less Filling

John Edwards to America: I’m “special.” Also
This campaign is about two years early each of us taking responsibility for our country’s future — and ensuring America’s greatness in the 21st century.  It is a campaign not just about what we can do in the White House — but what we can do on [...]


Why Santa kicks ass

For my little Chemical Romancer

For my David Gilmour fan

Nothing buffers today’s new country (which they claim not to like) like the best fucking music ever.
Karma:  how would you know anything about “the best fucking music” in any context.
Me:  I know the answer to “what is the best fucking music ever” is unlikely to ever fall under “today’s [...]


Shopping while under the influence

of a deadline (e.g., 12/24), makes you buy shit like this:


I’m only happy when it rains



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