Sucked in 2006 |
Did the opposite of suck in 2006 |
Lawsuits |
Dismissals with prejudice |
No bonus, no raise |
No unemployment |
Stalkers |
Superstars |
Contacts that bug my eyes |
Getting noticed by babes |
Interminable workouts at the gym |
Getting noticed by babes |
Getting ogled by dudes at the gym |
Getting noticed by babes anywhere |
Goodbye to Sami |
Goodbye to cleaning up after Sami |
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Tigers |
Being old enough to have reunions |
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JD Hayworth, Jon Kyl |
Unemploying even one of those sycophantic asses. |
Qwest |
Nope – they just suck |
Almost no free weekends |
Being the fun parent |
Getting pulled over |
Driving away |
Andrew Thomas, fascist county attorney |
Driving away |
$3 gas |
Driving away |
Making moronic and obtuse end of year lists |
Finishing them and cracking a beer |