End of year cheesy sell out post.

Sucked in 2006

Did the opposite of suck in 2006

Lawsuits

Dismissals with prejudice

No bonus, no raise

No unemployment

Stalkers

Superstars

Contacts that bug my eyes

Getting noticed by babes

Interminable workouts at the gym

Getting noticed by babes

Getting ogled by dudes at the gym

Getting noticed by babes anywhere

Goodbye to Sami

Goodbye to cleaning up after Sami

Ohio State,

Colorado, Cardinals

Michigan,

Tigers

Being old enough to have reunions

Not being dead and missing them

JD Hayworth, Jon Kyl

Unemploying even one of those sycophantic asses.

Qwest

Nope – they just suck

Almost no free weekends

Being the fun parent

Getting pulled over

Driving away

Andrew Thomas, fascist county attorney

Driving away

$3 gas

Driving away

Making moronic and obtuse end of year lists

Finishing them and cracking a beer

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