Nothing says ”don’t fuck with this elf” like bike leather, tight black t and blue jeans & black Snake boots. Except the words ”don’t fuck with this elf,” which are surprisingly effective,when yelled at a six year old in the 3 hour line at Best Buy. Sadly, they are both equally effective on his mom.
No, this didn’’t happen. Some chick out with her kid did think I was hot, but that was just the egg nog talking.