Happy Biker Christmas

Seriously

Fartknocker

Nothing says ”don’t fuck with this elf” like bike leather, tight black t and blue jeans & black Snake boots.  Except the words ”don’t fuck with this elf,” which are surprisingly effective,when yelled at a six year old in the 3 hour line at Best Buy.   Sadly, they are both equally effective on his mom.

 

No, this didn’’t happen.  Some chick out with her kid did think I was hot, but that was just the egg nog talking.

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