Here, let me help you with that
I am here for you
What a tough time to split up, with the holidays and all. Know that I am here for you. As long as you resemble this (the one in the middle). (I assume that having a plastic surgeon husband means you had nip/tuck privileges as needed) Yes, it’s strictly a physical thing. Yes, it will be your treat, since you have a $50 million empire and I have a $1.99 trial subscription to World of Warcraft and a Mustang. Still, it will be worth it. I promise I won’t stalk you after I am through with you, although I may pop out of the shower as if the whole previous season didn’t even happen.
Victoria Principal leaves loser husband for Dr. G.
But it has it’s perquisites. Baby, baby when I look at you, I get a warm feelin’ inside. – Prince, speaking of Victoria Principal and the 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom …
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