What a tough time to split up, with the holidays and all. Know that I am here for you. As long as you resemble this (the one in the middle). (I assume that having a husband that’s a well-known plastic surgeon in Chicago means you had nip/tuck privileges as needed) Yes, it’s strictly a physical thing. Yes, it will be your treat, since you have a $50 million empire and I have a $1.99 trial subscription to World of Warcraft and a Mustang. Still, it will be worth it. I promise I won’t stalk you after I am through with you, although I may pop out of the shower as if the whole previous season didn’t even happen.