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Department of Irony

By Doctor Gonzo, on January 5th, 2007

You ever have a dream where you had to think about it, and convince yourself that it wasn’t real? I don’t know if this is weird or stupid.

Weds. night, I had this dream that I had to spend time at the ex’s, including an overnight. I think the bed was even shared.

Karma: Oh barf. This sounds like a Disney/Lifetime movie.
Me: Wait for it. We’re talking about things that are eerily lifelike.

Anyhoo, the overnight part was the familiar sleep-on-the-edge-of-the-bed, above the Arctic Circle experience. The awake (in the dream) part after that was the same cordial how soon can I get the hell out of here experience. The I woke up (for reals) on the couch.

Life imitates art

January 5th, 2007 | Tags: | Category: | Leave a comment

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