Senator John Kerry (D-surrender monkey) demonstrates the magnitude of his chances to be president after his botched 2004 campaign and other d-ooh moments.
John “I will not surrender, I will just forgo all efforts to succeed” Kerry lives up to his name and bails 18 months ahead of schedule.
Thanks John. It’s the best decision yet. Now how about refunding me my $10, since you bailed on Arizona in 2004 after you said you wouldn’t, but left the campaign with $15 million unspent.