100
Filed in In Local News..., February 28, 2007, 2:03 pm by Dr. GonzoYep, as of today, 100 lbs. in about 22 months. I was really not trying for the last 5. If I am going to be like I was at 17, I would rather have a different attribute than weight.
Something more in tune with the needs of the chicks that keep trying to relationship me, whatever [...]
my future wife
Filed in Surreal Life, February 26, 2007, 9:30 am by Dr. GonzoIt could happen…
or not
Gray skies are gonna clear up
Filed in Car and Driver, February 23, 2007, 3:43 pm by Dr. GonzoPut on a happy face…
Mmmmm…. bilk?
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, February 22, 2007, 1:43 pm by Dr. Gonzo
Milk+beer: Two great tastes that taste great together? .
There has to be a better name than “bilk.” “Blecch” comes to mind, as does “Vomitmeister brau” and “Holstein Lite.”
Don’t you wish your Mustang was hot like me?
Filed in Car and Driver, , 1:23 pm by Dr. Gonzo2007 Saleen/Parnelli Jones Mustang
A: Yes.
Ash Wednesday
Filed in Pat Robertson Moons America, Surreal Life, February 21, 2007, 1:27 pm by Dr. GonzoFair warning: You will be offended.
My f***ed up Valentines
Filed in Final Bitch, February 12, 2007, 11:15 am by Dr. GonzoMore reasons to hate this bull**** holiday, and especially, the whole “enjoy this gift of flowers, which are dead and slowing rotting already” thing:
Valentine bouquets ‘are bad for the planet’
Al Gore and Ford beg you. Save your carbon footprint for more important things, like a fat steak on the grill. And those [...]
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