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Yep, as of today, 100 lbs. in about 22 months. I was really not trying for the last 5. If I am going to be like I was at 17, I would rather have a different attribute than weight. Something more in tune with the needs of the chicks that keep trying to relationship me, [...]

my future wife

It could happen…

or not

Gray skies are gonna clear up

Mmmmm…. bilk?

Milk+beer: Two great tastes that taste great together? . There has to be a better name than “bilk.” “Blecch” comes to mind, as does “Vomitmeister brau” and “Holstein Lite.”

Don’t you wish your Mustang was hot like me?

2007 Saleen/Parnelli Jones Mustang A: Yes.

Ash Wednesday

Fair warning: You will be offended.

StopIranWar.com

StopIranWar.com.

My busy morning at the gym

Neil Young is right

My f***ed up Valentines

More reasons to hate this bull**** holiday, and especially, the whole “enjoy this gift of flowers, which are dead and slowing rotting already” thing: Valentine bouquets ‘are bad for the planet’ Al Gore and Ford beg you. Save your carbon footprint for more important things, like a fat steak on the grill. And those little [...]

SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?...

Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)

These are the ramblings of a real freak

Fredo Wang

You just exemplify dork now... case closed!!

Sabrina

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.

Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.

OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker

Cripley

Stop running into people

Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.

gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?

Shemp

You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

Chevelle

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

Woody

Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.

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