10. Who fucking cares. They’re commercials.
What was worth remembering? Dave and Oprah. I did like career builder.com’s premise and consistent theme. GoDaddy was too derivative and self referential. The first dorito commercial (traffic) was spectacular. Fuck Indianapolis. Bud Light slapfight. Coke was repeats. Yay black people (Coke, frito lay, somebody else) was right message, patronizing delivery. Fuck Peyton Manning, especially. FedEx moonbase failed to deliver, unlike last year. Apologies to Superstar for the unfortunate, plodding pun.
There were some others that made me laugh, but were forgettable, obviously.