Messenger Puppet

Baseball starts Sunday. (Oh, my aching liver.) The NCAAs end Monday. The Shield starts Tuesday. So does Oberon The Sopranos starts a week from Monday. The air conditioner starts next month, if I can hold out that long.

I love this car 2008 Shelby GT500KR – The King of the Road returns! However, the last thing in the world this car needs is more hood. OG Fred will back me up on this. You could land the new Airbus on that hood as is is. Making it bigger and harder to see over [...]

Dear Sir Guy of Gisbourne Bone-oOK, dude. Whip out your claymore and bring me some dragon. And some better fucking music than those last 11 albums. xxooHRH E2

for days like this:Ford Mustang’s Donuts – Funny video clips are a click away

New Mustang to debut at Barrett-Jackson Auction March 31 …[Ford] plans to debut a new Mustang special edition at the upcoming Barrett-Jackson Auction in Palm Beach this weekend. The only details we have right now are that the car will be limited to just 500 copies and that the rights to car number one will [...]

if you’re five. After 35+ years, I finally located it Burt Dow is the story of some dude, a boat, a bandaid and some whales.  I would tell you more, but I haven’t read it in a million years.  I just know it kicked ass back in the day.

but I won’t do that. (Also, I won’t do literally anything. There are at least 17 things I will not do.  Unless beer is involved -  then there are only 10.)

I don’t know when. Better than any of the Dalton crap. Better than the Roger Moore tripe. Aston, yes; invisible, no. I fricking love this movie. The only thing that would make it better is if he nailed that one chick in the Bahamas. Soap on a rope has a whole new meaning. A little [...]

This is not the worst beer ever, as long as it is really cold. Less than really cold, and it tastes like beer flavored limeade. I can’t hate it, because after a few of these… well, it was a good night. Yay beer.