If I weren’t so sore, I would…
3.30.07 10 am
Me (as Arthur Denton): Give me some fucking morphine
Orin Scrivello, DDS: Okey-dokey
3.30.07 4 pm
DDS: Give this man some fucking morphine.
CVS Pharmacy® – Expect Something Extra ®: Okey-dokey
3.30.07 5:30 pm
Me (nearly dead from pain): Where’s my fucking morphine?
CVS: We have no record of a scrip being called in.
10 request meds
20 if meds=0 then 40
30 else 60
40 clutch temples
45 scream “fuck”
50 go to 10
70 go to 60
some chick: Look what I have
Me: Mmmm. Also, thanks for the percocet.
4.4.07 11 am
DDS: How’d those meds work out?
ME: “We have no record of a scrip being called in.”
DDS: They were idiots when I called it in.
DDS: They suck
4.4.07 2 pm
Me: Here is another chance to give me some fucking morphine.
CVS: Give us your ID. Pwned by Patriot Act.
Me: Evs, fucktards. Here it is, now GIVE ME MY FUCKING MORPHINE!!!
CVS: That will be about 45 minutes sir
4.4.07 7 pm
Me: Here is another your last chance to give me some fucking morphine.
CVS: We don’t have a record of that scrip
Me: run meds.exe
CVS: Oh, here it is. We just need to fill it. That will be just a few minutes, sir.
Me: mmm vicodin
Karma: ha! No effect, bitch!