A voice from the past

— my own

From: pastme@futureme.org

Dear FutureMe,

have you gotten laid yet? Still talking to Molly? Today, Dr [Happy Finish] ordered an ultrasound for your nads. Still got them?

Your former self


1. Yes.  Unrelated in every way to #2. Shoulda, woulda, coulda.  Stupid divorce hangover.

2. Not for a while. Sadly.

3. Yes, thanks for asking. See #1.

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