— my own
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Dear FutureMe,
have you gotten laid yet? Still talking to Molly? Today, Dr [Happy Finish] ordered an ultrasound for your nads. Still got them?
XXOO
Your former self
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1. Yes. Unrelated in every way to #2. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Stupid divorce hangover.
2. Not for a while. Sadly.
3. Yes, thanks for asking. See #1.