is a white bearded 71 year old dude who looks like the grasshopper’s mentor from kung fu. He lived 40 years in Brazil, knows Mexico from the Yucatan north like the back of his hand, and thinks, next to Mexico, Yuma Arizona is the best place on earth. Also, he is a Buddhist.
And a f***ing lunatic drunkard, like my neighbor Chris.
This is my new secret to success in life – habg out with people who make you look sane by comparison. Is it working?