Springboard Ale?  Three is two too many.  How many too many? Those plus some other weirdo beers from our friends at Trader Joes.

Plus some from Frys.

Let me tell you about a boy named Penis.  He lives.  Every last frat boy part, and all that connotes.  (Except the part about striking out horribly – the drunken booty call went fine, at least the part I remember.)  It’s a simply question of numbers.

I hurt for 2 days.

Sheriff Joe:  Just wait, asshole…