Why Indiana Sucks..
1. Indy 500 can’t run in the rain.
2. Peyton Manning
3. Notre Dame
4. Worst traffric laws ever
States have come up with some neat little quips to get people to slow down for work zones on freeways. “Slow for the cone zone” comes to mind. The Hoosier State has shunned the soft sell and gone straight for the I-double-dog-dare-you-to-speed-here school of prevention by serving up a $1,000 ticket. Starting July 1, the Indiana DOT can lower speed limits without previous any study in highway work zones. Then, they can send five-0 to the scene to make sure Joe Q. Driver isn’t trying anything funny, even if there aren’t any workers present. The first time Joe’s foot slips after he passes the 45 mph sign, it’s $300. The second infraction is $500. And if that doesn’t cure his wayward ways, then his gracious donation of $1,000 will gladly be accepted by the good state of Indiana. Oh yeah, and if he fights it and loses it’s another $70. Our favorite provision is the “aggressive driving” misdemeanor. If you drive 46 mph in a highway work zone and perform any aggressive action on a driver in front of you, such as flashing your headlights, and you get caught, you get a $5,000 fine that probably comes with its own Howitzer sound effects. If you do it again, the officer will apply a Rowdy Roddy Piper sleeper hold, then pin you to the mat with a $10,000 ticket, three years in jail, and a felony on your record. Don’t mess with
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Indiana sucks. There are a total of half-a-dozen intelligent people in the entire god-damned state. My mother took my son and wouldn’t return him to me, and the genius police wouldn’t do a damned thing about it, because they seemed to think that it was a civil matter. Yeah, because kidnapping is usually resolved in civil court. And if I go to get him, then I get arrested for trespassing, because that’s obviously worse than kidnapping. If every cop in Indiana rubbed their brain cells together, they wouldn’t have enough spark to start a fire. Oh, and so much for seperation of church and state. A license plate that says, “In god we trust”? Sure, like god had ANYTHING to do with that state!
Indiana sucks because the whole state has 8000 jobs to offer and almost 90,000 people with no jobs. What kind of crap is that. Everyone says crime is up, I wander why, people cant get a get a job so they have to do something. What is really happening is all the damn illeagles coming in and stealing our jobs and homes from us. They don’t have to pay taxes (bull-shit), I think if you are an illeagle you should have to pay more taxes. As for the PO-lice do something honest for a change. You worry about a damn seat belt, worry about the people coming to this state and stealing my job and money. For example I watched a MEXI-CAN’T walk into the house across the street from me and the PO-lice said it wasn’t the first time he had been arrested for that. What the hell is this crap whole coming to. I’m embarassed to tell people where I live. Trust me if I could find a job to make some money I would save my money and move some where better than here!
Indiana is full of red neck idiots. I unfortunately grew up in that horrible state and left as soon as I was old enough. I still have family that live there and every time I visit them it is like driving into the twilight zone. The idiots that I attended high school with are still wearing the same concert t-shirts they wore in high school. This wouldn’t be that unusual if I had recently graduated high school, but I graduated back in the early 80’s.
There are a few intelligent people there, but I can’t understand why they choose to stay and surround themselves with such idiots. It has been an utter joy to see the Indiana University men’s basketball team decomposing from getting caught cheating. The school has been cheating for decades, and now it finally got caught doing so. IU basketball is all most of the idiots in Indiana have to live for in their lives. Idiots everywhere have closets full of IU apparel, yet nobody they know attended the school. The funny thing is that IU isn’t that great of an academic school, yet most of the people from Indiana hold it in the same regards as Harvard.
They can all go to hell, for all I care. They are the absolute dumbest people on the planet
I live in Indiana and am unemployed. I have a B.S. in Information Technology and was let go due to “performance”, but in the end, it was because I hated the job so much that I didn’t really give a damn if I kept it or not. Regardless, I was looking for another job throughout, and ya know what? Indiana has nothing worth applying for.
Everything ranges from 8 years of experience in this, that or whatnot or else, it pertains to some God-awful technology that the most elite computer nerd can’t even stand. I guess what I’m saying here is that the job market sucks ass in this state. It’s horrible. …Which is why I’m going back to school to be a therapist!
Indiana sucks and as soon as I get the chance to get the hell out of this state, I’m gone.
Indiana sucks because they dont sell booze on Sundays; the holliest of all thinhs hapens on Sunday…FOOTBALL!!!!! Besides who can honestly go to church without a couple in them?
Oh yea, sorry about the spelling! Dont blame me I got my learnin at Indiana University. However I did recently stay at a Holiday Inn so I am now equipt to be Vice Presedent.
Oh, the joys of running a small business in Indiana! A few years ago, most of the States in the Union adopted something called the Streamlined Sales Tax. That is where all the participating States would collect the same rate (6%) on sales, different things were changed as taxable or non-taxable. You should have seen all of the ridiculous exclusions and stuff. I wrote the Governor and asked who were the rocket scientists that came up with that? A lame reply came back, however I was audited a few months later. Anyway, the gad damn idiots in the State sent out notice of the Streamlined Sales Tax… ready for this?…. TWO WEEKS AFTER THE FACT! So, a number of businesses had to pony up and pay out of their own pocket. We business owners could have filed a class action law suit against the State and won, but why? What would we get out of it except future misery from the State asses. So, we pulled out the K-Y, and administered yet another blessing from Indiana.
The rocket scientists in charge of the State bureaucratic bungling seems to think that everybody can keep them own selves updated on new rules the State creates by reading through their quagmire of a web site. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU MISS SOMETHING! For God sakes, the CPA’s don’t even do that and THEY are the professionals. Small business people are too busy keeping the boat afloat, and damn lucky to get a Sunday off to ourselves… Oh yes, the State REFUSES to send out email notices when they change stuff.
Going back to the illegal and immoral two weeks after the fact Streamlined sales tax notice…. They figured out pretty quick that people didn’t know, and the State of Indiana wanted their money. So Indiana broke their own code of silence and mailed it out.
IF I were to hit the Indiana Lotto, you can rest assured that every single jackpot dollar will leave this State when I go.
Indiana sucks because the roads are shit, the drivers are the most aggressive pieces of trash in the world, its industrial and ugly in some parts, toothless in others, the winters are slush (not beautiful blankets of snow), the fall is really summer, and the summer is really Dante’s Inferno. The spring is decent, if you count 100% humidity as decent. The grocery stores have shit produce, the people aren’t nice, there are nothing but chain restaurants everywhere you go, there’s no decent culture anywhere except wineries and prairie re-enactments, there are absolutely no decent jobs anywhere, there are big awful trucks all over the road CONSTANTLY, there is neverending construction, MARTINSVILLE - need I say more?
Indiana sucks!. I was stuck there for 2 years. The worst two years of my life. Rednecks, rude people, screwed up state government, flat ugly land with run down abondoned buildings ( I lived in Charlestown - arm pit of the U.S.). The weather was awful - extreme heat, humidity and then cold. About 14 days of nice weather per year. I would have had to hang myself if I lived there any longer.
Moved to Indianapolis in 2001, which wasn’t too bad (murders and crime aside) considering it is Indiana. Then I really fucked up by moving to Terre Haute, right on the border. What a fucking dump of a town. Probably the most corrupt town in the state and surely the most corrupt of all places I’ve lived so far. Terre Haute supposedly means “Higher Ground”. Deeper searching finds it’s a loose translation for “shit hole”. I think it’s far from loose…. more like dead on. The town sucks, the people look and act like imbreds and meth is the common staple for most. The county crooks made sure we would pay higher taxes for nearly everything… in a state with NO REAL jobs. I lived in Missouri (not much better) most of my life and when I left there i was used to earning 35-45k a year. My first three years in Indiana I made at most $7 an hour for the same type of work. Now thankfully I’m self-employed, making my living 100% online so I don’t have to bend over and take the minimum wage dick in the ass. Also, I wasn’t this nasty or bitter until moving here. The only cool thing that’s come out of living in this real life hell is two years ago a guy (off duty cop - I didn’t know - he didn’t say so) ran his mouth at me, decided to swing at me so I put him down hard. They tried getting me for assaulting a police officer and all the bs. I got a good lawyer, beat the scam and had the state pay me some jack. I invested the money in matters outside of this state. I won’t even by a car here. I give htem as little as possible of my income. Oh and the towns slogan is “A Cut Above”, implying they are better than other towns, cities or whatever. Do NOT move to Terre Haute for any reason. It’s full of corruption, horrible schools, shitty roads, high taxes, price gouging, slumville neighborhoods and people that should be in institutions, not on the street. The cops here are true to life pigs that love to peer into your windows with flashlights, steal pot from school kids, smoke it themselves in alleys and then go beat down someone before their shift is up. Oh and apparently brothels are legal here…. there are three of them and they’ve been in business for years. So if you want to sell sex or drugs, this is your town. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and stay the hell away from this place. Even Indianapolis did a write up in their newspaper stating basically everything I’ve wrote here. This place stinks too… some paper mill that year after year pumps out this noxious gas that permeates EVERYTHING for miles. Come to find out, cancer deaths are way above national average…. wonder why? Fuck you Terre Haute. You’re a cut above a stinking pile of dog shit and that’s about it.
1.) The police, mayors, and administrators (be it state or local) are complete assholes.
The wannabe Police officer’s who don’t know a physical exam requirement when they see one, fucking obese sacks of shit. They’ll throw you to the ground and ignore all direction from a medical professional, strip you without cause, and then act like it never happened and cover their cohorts asses like it was ok leaving you with such a mental scar and mind fuck. Next, they’ll act big and bad as if you were the next biggest wanted person on the 10 most wanted list and exert so much pent up anger on YOU when you didn’t do a single damn thing. That’s alright though because they’ll go on thinking they’re above the law and sooner or later they’ll get what’s coming because what goes around comes around. I for one am a good person who genuinely cares for people and know what the hell a just cause is, but the moment they see something THEY don’t like, not even the law, they’ll bend and twist it to conform to something that appears as if the person was a fucking criminal. You are just the same person day in and day out they see whether you’re a meth-head or an A+ college student who happens to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time.
The mayors and state administration are right up there with them. A 20 year old massage therapy major college student had more time spent on persuing him rather than meth users because of a case with medication under the name “Ambien” that caused him to sleepwalk. He wasn’t driving, didn’t hurt anyone, but panicked when he awoke and they then slapped charges on the poor soul when he thought he was being attacked and struck a paramedic UPON awakening. What the fuck is that?? The kids been beaten up before and harassed because he’s gay, so they then arrest him and take him to jail where they stripped him mid-november and left him in a freezing cynderblock cell for 48 hours?? I have a BIG problem with that. How unjustly.
2nd, a Vietnam veteran was denied a handicap sign in front of his home because he had a driveway. The problem was, the driveway was further than the people denying him realized causing him extreme pain with his joints when all he wanted was to be able to park his car outside his home so there wasn’t such a walk. Asking such a small thing for someone who gave so much and getting denied? THAT’S the true spirit of Indiana. There wasn’t any other reason to deny him because it wasn’t posing a problem. How pathetic.
First of all whoever runs this site sucks ass for having a mustang up there. God Ford sucks. If Indiana is the worst you jackasses have encountered then you havent been around the block yet. Try living in the research triangle area of NC. Hell, most anywhere down south is way worse than IN. You guys are fucking morons. lol
Thanks, and kiss my ass. The original post is about insane Indiana traffic laws. If you’d ever driven there, you would understand their anti-forward motion, pro-revenue approach to traffic movement. They suck.
The commenters just expanded it to other areas of rampant suckage. How and why the research triangle of North Carolina is worse is a question left unanswered by your scintillating and enlightening comment.
As for Mustangs, again, kiss my ass. I own one. I hope it’s not the last one.