Sorry. Been busy. The never ending break up. What is so hard about “stop calling me” and “no, I won’t give you that (or “those“) any more”? Yes, this is me saying that second one. Yes, those is what you think they are. Blind luck is its own reward.Mexico. I went there over the weekend. […]
I want to be successful. I don’t have excess weight. My health is better than the guy on the Sopranos last night. I just don’t remember the last time my cock geeked it into a bed. Am I already successful? Or. is there just no hope for successful until I learn to geek it into […]
Let me tell you about a boy named Penis. He lives. Every last frat boy part, and all that connotes. (Except the part about striking out horribly – the drunken booty call went fine, at least the part I remember.) It’s a simply question of numbers.
These pictures, on the other hand, if they’re true, seem to indicate they’re gettin’ the sheet metal done as well. Jalopnik article on new bat shit crazy Corvette. Me: since when does a Corvette (famous fiberglass bodied car) have sheet metal? I’m just sayin’. BTW, the transparent hood kicks ass.
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If it’s accurate, you will alternate between aromas of gas fumes, burnt clutch and melted rubber. And that is just from parking all day in the Phoenix sun. (An expensive mistake I made just once with this car.)