ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1980 Mercury Zephyr
Filed in Car and Driver, , 9:17 am by Dino F. DaytonaJune 28, 1981, give or take three months
What substituted for a decent car.
Me: “Oooh 8 Barrel. This car feels so European”
8: “STFU, n00b. you have never been to Europe. Riding (or crashing) in a Fiat or speeding or egg missions in a POS Opel do not count as expertise. Ass. “
POS [...]
Not me.
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, June 27, 2007, 1:32 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum6,000 bottles of wine stolen from liquor store
Associated Press
Jun. 27, 2007 10:04 AM
A 79-year-old man is a suspect in the theft in Phoenix of more than 700 cases of wine reportedly worth more than $250,000. The state Department of Liquor Licenses and Control says the suspect owns the building housing the Hungarian Wholesale Liquor Store, [...]
Kids These Days
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 11:03 am by OG FredWhat is the world coming to?
My mother phoned me last night to tell me that the police chased a couple of kids in their early teens through her yard yesterday. The little miscreants ran into the back and broke through an old wooden fence. The cop, who basically abandoned his cruiser in the [...]
575 M Maranello
Filed in Pimp My Ride, June 26, 2007, 1:36 pm by Dr. Gonzo5.13.07 - Indian School & Squaw Peak Parkway
I have one just like it in Test Drive Unlimited.
No, not her, not here.
Filed in In Local News..., , 12:37 am by Dr. GonzoNot that I wouldn’t mind at all. No, this was just some Scottsdale prick, I’m guessing.
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1979 Pontiac Catalina
Filed in Car and Driver, June 25, 2007, 6:12 pm by Dino F. DaytonaTan interior
400 V-8, ~140 hp.
Shitty transmission.
Veteran of weedhunter and spaceship.
Cass corridor survivor.
1988
Soup Nazis
Filed in Football Is God, , 4:27 pm by Dr. GonzoNCAA to CU: F*** you and your value menu. We hate you.
Oklahoma (home of fake jobs that pay better than my real job): LOL, bitches!!!
USC (home of free houses, money, morally casual song girls…): “Untouchable,” bitches!!!
OSU (oh, where to start, where to start): 5th Amendment, bitches!!!
NCAA penalizes CU for meals violations
The school loses three football [...]
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