This right here is post number 2,000.  Actually, I hit 2000 probably 50 posts ago, but i cleared out the original porn file – remember that? – three years ago.)  So, happy 2,000 to me.

Bear: Oh daddy, your brain’s still flashin,’ Like it did when you were young. Or do you come down crashin,’ Seeing all the things you’d done.
Me: I have know idea what you are referring too, and neither do you. *whistles*