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Crue to (ex?) manager: don’t go away mad, just write us a f***ing check and go away.

Motley Crue

Motley Crue sues lame ass manager for ‘poor career guidance’

HEAVY metal band Motley Crue is suing its manager for $US20 million ($23.7 million), accusing him of “greed” and poor career guidance. “Also, he is an asshole,” mumbled Nikki Sixx from inside a bottle of Jack Daniels.

In the lawsuit lodged at Los Angeles County Superior Court the band – Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil, Mick Mars and Tommy Lee – accused manager Carl Stubner of “extortionist tactics”.

The suit also alleged Stubner persuaded Lee, the ex-husband of Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, to sign on for a series of reality television projects that tarnished his and the band’s image. “Mmmm, boobies” was Tommy Lee’s only remark on Ms. Anderson.

The suit said the two reality television shows starring Lee – Tommy Lee Goes to College and Rock Star: Supernova portrayed the drummer in an unflattering light*, because, as we all know, any ink-covered metal band drummer who dumps Heather Locklear AND Pam Anderson has got to be a fucking Mensa candidate.


*No, the unflattering light came from that piece of shit album they (RS:SN) put out. And from that loser skunk boy they hired. Sue the producer.

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Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

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