Messenger Puppet | 2007

How to tell you’re being manipulated 101

Filed in Impeach Bush, July 31, 2007, 2:58 pm by Dr. Gonzo

Gas has dropped here. At the same time, Oil settles at a record high above US$78 on inventory expectations.

I guess we’re done with the “oil goes up by a buck, gas goes up by a quarter” days so we stop yelling at Cheney.

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Police: Workers asked for pay bump, got bumped off

Filed in Surreal Life, , 9:15 am by Dr. Gonzo

Moral of the story: Don’t ask Manny, Moe and Jack for s***.
EAST POINT, Georgia (AP) — The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises. Rolandas Milinavicius has been charged with two counts of murder in the shooting deaths of Inga Contreras, 25, and [...]

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He Slimed Me

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, July 30, 2007, 9:43 am by Dr. Gonzo

It’s 7 :50 and i am on my way to work. Windows down, music up, riding the buzz of another crazy weekend. I am at the intersection by the ratty kwik-e mart when I feel and hear something on my ass. No, the car’s ass. I look and yes, there is a [...]

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My busy day at work

Filed in In Local News..., July 27, 2007, 2:06 pm by Dr. Gonzo

2 helicopters following police pursuit crash in Phoenix
This was about a mile away from me. About a chip shot from Jack Dova. Across the street from Superstar’s old office.
No word yet whether the suspect got away. “Felony murder” is likely to be a term he becomes familiar with…

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