Life is all about ass – David Lee Roth

• Skeletor bites it. Needed to respect the 30 foot anaconda. (Too soon? She owed me for blasting the PTL when I was trying to sleep after long nights of 7-Elevening)
• Bush, for once, learns from the mistakes of others; wrassles the thirty foot anaconda. Still loses. Like WMDs, the giant stick up there was not found.
• “President” Dick “ass invading anaconda” Cheney fails to invade Iran while George indulges his inner snake charmer, despite temporary transfer of presidential ass-stick.