We know this is a fake. Why? Because:
- rust never sleeps. This car should not exist in the 21st century.
Me: Your ‘new’ 3 year old car is all brown and splotchy with rust.
Milquetoast: It was blue when I bought it yesterday from those clowns on Stadium Drive.
- nobody with a brain bought them.
- nobody with a brain ever lent them to their brother for felonious excursions to boy scout property on the lake.
- tinfoil construction was not a durable technology. If you looked at it funny, it would dent. (Or rust.)