Alex Trebek: And the answer is “this has absolutely no hope of an effect on anything important.”
Zombie Bo: What is the 2nd Annual Go Blue Pep Rally on Friday? Seriously Alex,I don’t have the first fucking clue. What the hell is “pep,” anyway? I know what pcp is. Goddamn Johnny Wangler. “Pep? Is that like “poop”? Swear like a fucking man, Alex!!! We’re 0-2 in football, not goddamn tiddlywinks. This is serious. “Shit” serious, not “oops, it’s number 2″ pantywaisted nancy-boy bullshit. Call me when you schedule a murderous rage fest or a harpoon the leprechaun rally. I don’t have time for this pussy ass “pep” shit!!!