I never, ever speed.

Posted on by Guillermo Zeta Acosta
Officer, there is a box of donuts on the front seat. I don’t know who they belong to…

Anything you Blog can and will be used against you… because everything on the Internet is true. That is why I never violate any statute, regulation or code. Ever. You can believe me because, again, everything on the Internet is true.

HT: Autoblog

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Somebody has to keep an eye on the booze cupboard. That's me, because the others are locked inside. Also, we're out of booze.