- ridin’ on 25″s (but no spare)
- lifted (but street tires)
- roll bar/off road lights (and rock attracting step bars)
- look at ME!!! yellow paint
- BALLZ man!!! BIG FUCKING BALLZ OF STEEL!!!
We’re obviously not living the off-road promise of a 4wd truck. We’re are in full on faux bad-ass mode. What are we compensating for, eh?
P.S. Sweet ‘vette convertible. That car gives me what driving the H2 is supposed to mean you carry around.