What’s Wrong With This Picture – the Answer

2006 Ford Mustang egg
brains

This is what’s wrong…

2006 Ford Mustang egg
it’s not bukkake

It’s not all fun and games, like you’re a teenager driving an Opel and happen upon some girls frolicking in their front yard, seemingly begging for some attention. It’s a Mustang, you fuckheads. You don’t earn wheel time by pissing off the owner.

On the bright side:

  • I now have garage space, so I am not the mad sexy target.
  • My car got it’s second paste wax in a week.
  • I got to indulge my inner Picasso where the eggs compromised the paint. Yes, I got chipped by eggs. Me = Owned by Foghorn Leghorn.

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