In our last episode, I was appointed a High Priest of Dementia in something called the First Driver’s Club. This is the thing promoted by Car and Driver magazine where they send muy bueno swag about a product and urge you to tell two friends (hoping that they’ll tell two friends, and so on, and […]
Read more "Think About It"Where I saw one: most recently, in a nightmare in the opposite direction from this nightmare Nostalgia factor: 0/10 – eminently forgettable Baseline: 5/10, because i owned one for almost two years. +10 because it was red, the color of bloodlust. -15, because “lust” has no correlation whatsoever with a Hyundai Accent. +1 because I […]
Read more "1998 Hyundai Accent"and post it here. Unless you are a reanimated corpse. I did. I have the explicit backing of influential alumni like 8 and Pod. I expect an interview any day now…
Read more "Brush off your resume"Osborne corpse reanimates self, declares himself Nebraska’s interim coach Paterno miffed at blatant copycat move LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — “Dr.” Tom Osborne is back from the dead as Nebraska’s football coach — but just for now, since the supply of brains in Nebraska is severely limited. Osborne, already the interim athletic director, on Wednesday declared […]
Read more "It is… ALIVE"I swear to god. Man hit with golf club over beer Sarah McLellan Nov. 28, 2007 11:44 AM Mesa police arrested a man Tuesday after they said he struck another man with a golf club when the man asked for a beer. The man told police that he asked 19-year-old Adam Jackson for a beer […]
Read more "Not me"Return to Dominance. Hoo-ah!
Read more "Nebraska’s Next Coach?"Idiot drives Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 219 MPH on public road – Autoblog It happened here
Read more "Not me"Man arrested in connection with red light camera automatic tax machine shooting KNOXVILLE (WATE) — Knoxville police arrest a man suspected of shooting a red light camera multiple times in North Knoxville. *** The incident happened on Broadway near 1-640. Officials say several members of the Knoxville Police Department were eating donuts patrolling the area […]
Read more "Yay for civil disobedience"According to mgoblog, it looks like the Michigan job is Kirk Ferentz’s if he wants it. Shit. Why not just hire Bill Callahan? Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven? Ray Kinsella: No, it’s Iowa. Heaven is a place where the football team doesn’t suck (unlike Iowa), and the coach is not overpaid to bring the suckage […]
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