Think About It

In our last episode, I was appointed a High Priest of Dementia in something called the First Driver’s Club. This is the thing promoted by Car and Driver magazine where they send muy bueno swag about a product and urge you to tell two friends (hoping that they’ll tell two friends, and so on, and […]

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1998 Hyundai Accent

Where I saw one:  most recently, in a nightmare in the opposite direction from this nightmare Nostalgia factor: 0/10 – eminently forgettable Baseline: 5/10, because i owned one for almost two years.  +10 because it was red, the color of bloodlust.  -15, because “lust” has no correlation whatsoever with a Hyundai Accent. +1 because I […]

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It is… ALIVE

Osborne corpse reanimates self, declares himself Nebraska’s interim coach Paterno miffed at blatant copycat move LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — “Dr.” Tom Osborne is back from the dead as Nebraska’s football coach — but just for now, since the supply of brains in Nebraska is severely limited. Osborne, already the interim athletic director, on Wednesday declared […]

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Not me

I swear to god. Man hit with golf club over beer Sarah McLellan Nov. 28, 2007 11:44 AM Mesa police arrested a man Tuesday after they said he struck another man with a golf club when the man asked for a beer. The man told police that he asked 19-year-old Adam Jackson for a beer […]

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Yay for civil disobedience

Man arrested in connection with red light camera automatic tax machine shooting KNOXVILLE (WATE) — Knoxville police arrest a man suspected of shooting a red light camera multiple times in North Knoxville. *** The incident happened on Broadway near 1-640. Officials say several members of the Knoxville Police Department were eating donuts patrolling the area […]

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Say it ain’t so

According to mgoblog, it looks like the Michigan job is Kirk Ferentz’s if he wants it.  Shit.  Why not just hire Bill Callahan? Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven? Ray Kinsella: No, it’s Iowa.  Heaven is a place where the football team doesn’t suck (unlike Iowa), and the coach is not overpaid to bring the suckage […]

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