Nov 2 2007

ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1978 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser

Dr. Gonzo
ooo, I feel dizzy

Red vinyl seats and an FM radio = mad luxury

Noteworthy:

  • “This is the most luxurious car I have ever owned (to that point)” – Dad, ca. 1978 (Dad’s frame of reference was kinda limited.)
  • 12/25/79 – Star Trek: The Motion Picture with Chevelle.
  • Same day, Total station for gas
  • me: are you open?
    clerk: no
    me: *leaves without buying gas*

    [I thought they made somebody stay on site like a security guard or something]

    Karma: you WERE a fucking idiot, weren’t you?

  • New front end. Why? Milquetoast tried to pull into a parking spot. Missed. Ford pickup with a diamond plate bumper was completely unhurt.
  • ~October 1979. Rainy night. Second solo flight in the car. Left turn (to eastbound). Front heavy V-8 car with no traction= donuts. In the middle of a 4-lane road.  Spun sideways across a driveway ramp, facing oncoming traffic. Good times…
  • ~1991 – told pops about this episode in his super luxurious Olds. Myocardial fakeout ensues.
  • (No, not really. Just an ulcer. Sorry, pops.)
  • 1977-February 1980


    Nov 2 2007

    ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1976 Mercury Marquis de Sade Edition

    Pen S. Lordoscum

    Why “de Sade Edition”? Because shove this up your ass and there’s your answer, smart guy.

    all that remains

    It's quite Monarchical. Mercurial? Marquizzical?

    • red/red vinyl roof
    • red vinyl seats/dash/carpet
    • 400. 3 spd auto

    1985-1987


    Nov 2 2007

    ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Proof that I am not insane

    Pen S. Lordoscum

    “My” Volkswagen DID run – for a while. Look in the lower right – it’s a VW 411 mirror.

    you can hardly tell when my sis crashed it

    It’s the same one on the driver’s door here. I know it’s not the Zephyr or dad’s car du jour, since i wasn’t allowed to drive them. Res ipsa loquitor


    Nov 2 2007

    ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1974 Plymouth Fury III

    Mr. Wonderful
    a fury that sucked

    Yes, it rained cocaine in the 1970s

    from 1977-78
    ca. 1973-1977

    After they were cool; before they became cool again.

    • first year for unleaded gas
    • 400 V-8
      • gas consumption like a 440
      • performance like a 225 slant 6
      • reliability like one of these
    • seat belt interlock
    • copper with black vinyl roof


    What sucks about the car? Everything above, plus, i never drove it. So, no playing policeman.

    Also, road trips in it.

    Dad: *screams irrationally* next time spill your Sprite on yourself, not on my seats.

    Guess we know where i get it from…


    Nov 2 2007

    Michigan-Michigan State

    Mr. Wonderful

    It’s go time.

    George Perles coaches squirr-les

    How does it feel to be my bitch again, George?