God Save The Queen

Callahan sidesteps questions about his future

With scrutiny intensifying with each loss, Callahan said he leans on his religion. “I’ve got to count on the Lord in that respect. That’s where I derive my strength from,” Callahan said. “That’s what any Christian does. You put your trust in the Lord and you go forward.”

God: Nice try. What are you, a politician? A celebrity charged with DUI? OJ?

I f***ing hate Nebraska. Did you not get the memo? You should be praying to the reanimated corpse of “Dr.” Tom Osborne. He cares more about your fate than I do.

P.S. Enjoy retirement, although I hear Notre Dame is shopping for a blowhard with dubious NFL cred, since it worked so well the last time.

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