Nov 7 2007

Kiss of Death

Pen S. Lordoscum

I love how he looks in evening gowns... Pat Robertson, noted crazy man, endorsed noted cross dressing fascist Rudy Giuliani for president when the two men appeared together onstage while performing at a live sex show the National Press Club in Washington.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Robertson said he decided to endorse Giuliani because he was “a proven leader who is not afraid of what lies ahead and who will cast a hopeful vision for all Americans.

“In all of the crises which confront our nation and the world, we need a leader with a bold vision who is not afraid to tackle the challenges ahead,” Robertson said.

“Instead, I am endorsing Rudy, because that dress photo always gives me a stiffy. Plus, he promises to blow up brown people. Whoops, just saying that gave me another stiffy.”

Giuliani, McCain sell their souls for Christian conservative backing – CNN.com


Nov 7 2007

Elliot Uzelac wept…

Dr. Gonzo

 CMU Bastards steal a win

KALAMAZOO, Mich. (AP) – Quarterback Dan LeFevour scored on a keeper from 1-yard out with 12 seconds left, giving Central Michigan a 34-31 victory Tuesday night over Western Michigan, clinching the Mid-American Conference West title.

The Chippewas (6-4, 5-0 MAC) hadn’t won at WMU since 1993.

Prime Time national TV comes to Kalamazoo.  At least we did not completely step on our collective dicks.  Especially the cheerleaders, because that would just be weird.