Illinois? ILLINOIS?! WTF, Ohio?

Tim Allen may be glad, The rest of us are pissed.

Ohio steps on its dick, becomes Illinois’s bitch

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -Top-ranked Ohio State’s national title hopes teetered on a timeout, the ball inches from a first down for Illinois.

Illini coach Ron Zook changed his mind, decided to go for it on fourth down and that was the beginning of the end for the Buckeyes’ hopes of redeeming themselves in this season’s national championship game.

Juice Williams provided the big plays on the ground and through the air, spurring the Illini to a stunning 28-21 victory on Saturday night and throwing open the national title race for a bunch of teams that needed the Buckeyes to lose.

”I know ‘shock the world’ is overused,” Illini linebacker J Leman said. ”It is pretty shocking to most people, but not to the guys in the locker room.”

Why are we pissed, Tim Allen?

  • OSU Overconfidence – gone.
  • OSU desperation (for a BCS berth) – multiplied by 50
  • Handicap of Lurch multiplied by 100 since they’re pissed

P.S.  I hate you, Wisconsin

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