Who’s gonna save me?

A: No one, Bill Callahan. Your ass is still fired. this just buys you the chance to resign.

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -Once Nebraska’s offense got going, coach Bill Callahan showed no balls inclination to let up.

Joe Ganz threw for 510 yards and seven touchdowns to set school records and Nebraska scored on 11 straight possessions while ending a five-game losing streak with a 73-31 dismantling of Kansas State on Saturday.

Did Callahan run up the score?

”I didn’t think about the score,” he said. ”We just kept playing grabass, hoping to score one way or another.”

The Cornhuskers (5-6, 2-5 Big 12) bounced back from last week’s 76-39 karmic equivalence, bitch humiliation at Kansas with their highest point total since Tom Osborne’s unbeaten 1997 pretend national championship team hammered Iowa State 77-14.

”The guys are just sick of hearing about how bad we are even though it’s true, and we just came out and had a circle jerk like true Cornholers unleashed it,” Ganz said.

Bill Calahan: Dead Man Walking

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