ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - 1988 Mercury Tracer

Where I saw one: Getting on the 51 today.
Nostalgia Value: 5/10
Baseline: 0 - I never owned one.
+1 for being a Ford-badged Mazda. Way better than being a Ford-badged Kia. +1 because I almost bought one, after my Festiva suffered it’s critical ass implosion, +1 for orange dash lights, +1 for not [...]


End of the Year Filler

Sucked

suits against crazy ladies

Didn’t suck

getting fired from one

Sucked

getting fired from one for costing too much and taking too long

Didn’t suck

· Winning everything I did.
· [...]


Merry Xmas



Still Dead

Sam Kinison


ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Las Vegas Edition

Me and Mr. Duke, Lost somewhere in the 70s
Not pictured: Lucy, the bats


Vote now: Meth lab or Brimstone

 Fire at White House under control
Associated PressDec. 19, 2007 08:17 AM
WASHINGTON — Thick black smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday on the White House compound in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. The blaze appeared to be located in Vice President Dick Cheney’s den of demon summoning suite of ceremonial offices on the second [...]


Those crazy Brits

Man who had sex with bike in courtBy Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:22pm GMT 30/10/2007
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Bryony Gordon: How do you have sex with a bicycle?
Goat survived by kid and human husband

Doctors battle to save ‘human pin-cushion’
Robert Stewart [...]


Think again, News Lady

 
According to the police complaint, the Emmy-winning anchor yelled at the female police officer, “I don’t give a f— who you are, I’m a f—ing TV reporter, you f—ing dyke,” according to Philadelphiawilldo.com, a Philadelphia Weekly blog… Lane, 35, her current honey, Q102 morning host Chris Booker, and another couple were in a cab behind [...]


Rise, Lord Vader

 
New guy meets old guy


ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Sparkle Buggy Wash edition

Another day, another dude freaking out in the tunnel of love scratched paint and clean whitewalls. Supposedly, it’s over glasses. In my experience, dark, noise, meth withdrawal, DTs or the cocaine OD death of Kevin DuBrow are all just as likely.

HT: Winding Road » Archive » Unhappy with Car Wash, Man Chooses to [...]


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