What is the connection between these things:
1973 Dodge Dart: That thing got a 340?
1976 Cadillac Coupe de Ville: Cruella de Ville had a red roof, IIRC
Should be green like Kermit the frog
1977 Ford Ranchero (yeah, that one)
1979 Lincoln Continental Town Coupé
Red leather is a deal closer.
1979 Ford LTD wagon: A Wagon Train, except with no sexual connotation whatsoever
Mmm… plastic
Answer:
a. Cliff Clavin: What are 6 cars that have never been in my driveway?
b. They’re all giant pieces of shit?
Seriously. What other possible connection could there be?
Am I missing any?
I’m pretty sure you got them all.
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