This is a crime?
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, January 31, 2008, 3:39 pm by Pen S. LordoscumMan arrested for alleged DUI on golf cart
Ben Sandoval The Arizona Republic Jan. 31, 2008 02:50 PM
SCOTTSDALE - A 36-year-old California man has been arrested at the FBR Open for driving a golf cart under the influence of alcohol, Scottsdale police said Thursday. [...]
12 Angry Men
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 3:23 pm by Pen S. LordoscumWhat to do when you’re stuck waiting to be called for a jury? Look at porn over the municipal wifi
Wicked Weasel gets filtered.
This does not.
No one I know
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, January 29, 2008, 12:29 pm by Dr. GonzoSeriously. I never answer those emails. And, I don’t know any 19 year old Dutch hookers research analysts.
9 January 2008
THE HAGUE - A man and woman were found naked testing 58 erection pills in a car, police in The Hague reported Wednesday. The police happened upon the car with steamed up windows parked on the [...]
FUBV?
Filed in Car and Driver, Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, January 28, 2008, 10:07 am by Mr. WonderfulIn some countries, folks cheer at the sight of an exotic supercar, while in others they assume the driver is a (expletive deleted). In which camp would you think England falls? We’d have hoped the former, but the crowd has spoken, and they’re saying otherwise. When an evidently obscenely wealthy driver parked his Bugatti Veyron [...]
Michael Mukasey comes snooping
Filed in Football Is God, Impeach Bush, , 9:21 am by George W. OrwellWhy is the department of Justice interested in Michael Bidwill? Why is anyone, really?
Unperson
Filed in the big series of tubes, January 25, 2008, 10:01 am by George W. OrwellIf you can read this, then I am not an unperson. If you can’t, well…
(my connections to the internets seems to vary with my criticism of the Super Bowl, Mitt “Fudge” Romney and AIMCO. Or not. It’s muy loco, though)
Quantum of Solace
Filed in Kill Your Television, January 24, 2008, 1:22 pm by Mr. Wonderful IVER HEATH, England (AP) - Bond is back - and he wants revenge.
Producers have revealed some of the secrets about the latest James Bond film, due for release later this year, including the inner turmoil that drives its suave superagent hero and its title: “Quantum of Solace.”
Dear James Bond:
Take two of those <–, and [...]
Oh, my head
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, January 23, 2008, 10:55 am by Mr. Wonderful
Taproom No.21
meh. I wonder who really brews it, because it is a high dollar presentation of an unspectacular lager.
(The pain is from the Kiltlifters that went with it. Probably.)
Brother, can you spare $18,500 (x 4)?
Filed in Football Is God, , 10:16 am by Dr. GonzoSuper Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub!
Wait.
flat screen
reality vision
Tivo replay
stadium replay (intermittent)
reserved covered parking
nightmarish lot snafus
beer and snacks at Fry’s prices
refi your condo for a Coors Light souvenir cup
virtual reality stereo surround sound
actual reality stadium surround sound (with craptacular stadium acoustics)
superbowl ads
“fans, turn your attention to the screen for the wiener race”
mute buttons
Tom Petty halftime
channel [...]
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