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Man arrested for alleged DUI on golf cart

Ben Sandoval
The Arizona Republic
Jan. 31, 2008 02:50 PM

SCOTTSDALE – A 36-year-old California man has been arrested at the FBR Open for driving a golf cart under the influence of alcohol, Scottsdale police said Thursday. Police said they saw John Trask driving the cart near a crowded “Greenskeeper” party tent while he was still consuming a drink. The arrest was one of five DUI arrests made at or near the FBR Open on Wednesday

No wonder I keep getting banned from these tournaments…

What to do when you’re stuck waiting to be called for a jury?  Look at porn over the municipal wifi

Wicked Weasel gets filtered.

This does not.

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Seriously.  I never answer those emails. And, I don’t know any 19 year old Dutch hookers research analysts.

9 January 2008

THE HAGUE – A man and woman were found naked testing 58 erection pills in a car, police in The Hague reported Wednesday. The police happened upon the car with steamed up windows parked on the street on Tuesday night. Inside were the vehicle’s 53-year-old male owner and a 19-year-old female, both naked and engaging in sex.  The two claimed they were testing different erection pills as part of an experiment, in which the young woman said she was participating voluntarily and with no financial inducements.  Police however arrested the man after finding a second drug (marijuana) in the car.

Police find man and woman "testing erection pills" – Expatica

In some countries, folks cheer at the sight of an exotic supercar, while in others they assume the driver is a (expletive deleted). In which camp would you think England falls? We’d have hoped the former, but the crowd has spoken, and they’re saying otherwise. When an evidently obscenely wealthy driver parked his Bugatti Veyron in a loading bay in downtown Manchester, a traffic warden wrote him a ticket while a gathering crowd stood by and cheered her on.

That’s the Ticket! Crowd cheers as Veyron gets parking fine

Why is the department of Justice interested in Michael Bidwill? Why is anyone, really?

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If you can read this, then I am not an unperson.  If you can’t, well…

(my connections to the internets seems to vary with my criticism of the Super Bowl, Mitt “Fudge” Romney and AIMCO.  Or not. It’s muy loco, though)

IVER HEATH, England (AP) – Bond is back – and he wants revenge.

Producers have revealed some of the secrets about the latest James Bond film, due for release later this year, including the inner turmoil that drives its suave superagent hero and its title: “Quantum of Solace.”

Dear James Bond:

Take two of those <–, and one each of this and this.  And this, of course.  Also, keep your balls away from weighted ropes.

You’ll be just fine.

xxoo

Dr. No

Taproom No.21

meh.  I wonder who really brews it, because it is a high dollar presentation of an unspectacular lager. 

(The pain is from the Kiltlifters that went with it.  Probably.)

Super Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub!

Wait.

Nevermind. Send the $ to my student loan people instead. K thx.