This is a crime?

Man arrested for alleged DUI on golf cart
Ben Sandoval The Arizona Republic Jan. 31, 2008 02:50 PM
SCOTTSDALE - A 36-year-old California man has been arrested at the FBR Open for driving a golf cart under the influence of alcohol, Scottsdale police said Thursday. [...]


12 Angry Men

What to do when you’re stuck waiting to be called for a jury?  Look at porn over the municipal wifi
Wicked Weasel gets filtered.
This does not.


No one I know

Seriously.  I never answer those emails. And, I don’t know any 19 year old Dutch hookers research analysts.
9 January 2008
THE HAGUE - A man and woman were found naked testing 58 erection pills in a car, police in The Hague reported Wednesday. The police happened upon the car with steamed up windows parked on the [...]


FUBV?

In some countries, folks cheer at the sight of an exotic supercar, while in others they assume the driver is a (expletive deleted). In which camp would you think England falls? We’d have hoped the former, but the crowd has spoken, and they’re saying otherwise. When an evidently obscenely wealthy driver parked his Bugatti Veyron [...]


My busy weekend



Michael Mukasey comes snooping

Why is the department of Justice interested in Michael Bidwill? Why is anyone, really?


Unperson

If you can read this, then I am not an unperson.  If you can’t, well…
 
(my connections to the internets seems to vary with my criticism of the Super Bowl, Mitt “Fudge” Romney and AIMCO.  Or not. It’s muy loco, though)


Quantum of Solace

IVER HEATH, England (AP) - Bond is back - and he wants revenge.
Producers have revealed some of the secrets about the latest James Bond film, due for release later this year, including the inner turmoil that drives its suave superagent hero and its title: “Quantum of Solace.”
Dear James Bond:
Take two of those <–, and [...]


Oh, my head

 
Taproom No.21
meh.  I wonder who really brews it, because it is a high dollar presentation of an unspectacular lager. 
(The pain is from the Kiltlifters that went with it.  Probably.)


Brother, can you spare $18,500 (x 4)?

Super Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub!
Wait.

flat screen
reality vision

Tivo replay
stadium replay (intermittent)

reserved covered parking
nightmarish lot snafus

beer and snacks at Fry’s prices
refi your condo for a Coors Light souvenir cup

virtual reality stereo surround sound
actual reality stadium surround sound (with craptacular stadium acoustics)

superbowl ads
“fans, turn your attention to the screen for the wiener race”

mute buttons
Tom Petty halftime

channel [...]


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