Jan 2 2008

So long, Donut Butt

Dr. Gonzo

donut

CAPITAL ONE BOWL — MICHIGAN 41, FLORIDA 35: MICHAEL ROSENBERG: Hail to the victor! Carr rides off into retirement with bowl victory

 

Where the hell was that offense all season?  And that ferocity on defense?  And that ability to defend a spread offense?

 

Stay classy, but for the love of god, stay retired.


Jan 2 2008

Ralphie Doesn’t Take Shit From Anyone

Mr. Wonderful

Buffalo bucks off man, mauls him

Brent Whiting
The Arizona Republic
Jan. 1, 2008 08:53 AM

An elderly Cave Creek man has been mauled by a buffalo that he had saddled and was attempting to ride, authorities said Tuesday.  The 75-year-old victim, who name was not immediately released, was airlifted to Scottsdale Healthcare Osborn for treatment of injuries that were not considered life-threatening, said John Kraetz, a district chief for Rural/Metro Fire Department. “He saddled up, got bucked off and was mauled,” Kraetz said.