A million years ago, there was an Edsel (red/white 4 door) at University Lincoln Mercury (Home of Dusters, Continental Town Coupes and Coupes de Ville).  It was in great shape.  Even better, it led to one of those teen boy dreams that involved fancy cars, driving, hot redheaded chicks named Michele Wendling, and uh, “not driving.”

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