Super Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub!
Wait.
| flat screen | reality vision |
| Tivo replay | stadium replay (intermittent) |
| reserved covered parking | nightmarish lot snafus |
| beer and snacks at Fry’s prices | refi your condo for a Coors Light souvenir cup |
| virtual reality stereo surround sound | actual reality stadium surround sound (with craptacular stadium acoustics) |
| superbowl ads | “fans, turn your attention to the screen for the wiener race” |
| mute buttons | Tom Petty halftime |
| channel changes when the game tanks | listening to Giant fans gloat (go pats) |
| kids | Roger Goodell |
Nevermind. Send the $ to my student loan people instead. K thx.
