Brother, can you spare $18,500 (x 4)?

Super Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub!


flat screen reality vision
Tivo replay stadium replay (intermittent)
reserved covered parking nightmarish lot snafus
beer and snacks at Fry’s prices refi your condo for a Coors Light souvenir cup
virtual reality stereo surround sound actual reality stadium surround sound (with craptacular stadium acoustics)
superbowl ads “fans, turn your attention to the screen for the wiener race”
mute buttons Tom Petty halftime
channel changes when the game tanks listening to Giant fans gloat (go pats)
kids Roger Goodell

Nevermind. Send the $ to my student loan people instead. K thx.

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