Messenger Puppet

Mitt: You will make a fine 3rd wife. I will call you Grandma Nutty Fudge. Walnuts McCain: Shave your hands, Monkey Boy.

Chevrolet Chevette. Of all the cars that should be dead, this is one you will never see at the Barrett Jackson. This shitbox does not spawn an acid flashback, because, frankly, it’s was not that important in my life. My friends were not stupid enough to own one. My ex-inlaws had one for a while, [...]

For the Shell executive (or that turkey necked Exxon Bastard) who has everything… The Phantom Menace Rolls Royce Valdez Phantom Stretched at Sybarites …The Mutec Phantom does away with the Phantom’s aligning doors and adds a extra section in the middle but maintains the bloated, garbage scow like pristine lines of the Phantom. The separated [...]

Schembechler might get official day in Michigan LANSING, Mich. (AP) — A University of Michigan gridiron legend might get his own official day in the state. A state House committee on Thursday approved a bill that would designate the date of the University of Michigan’s first home football game each season Bo Schembechler Day.