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F U N Y

I hope you all die, horribly. P.S. FU Pink Taco Stadium, You could have opened the roof, you pieces of shit. [Beer was involved in this posting. The bitter ale of imperfection and the infuriating lager of the toad-like shuffling slouch of a gloating Manning.  Or perhaps it was Coors Light, the official overindulgence of [...]

February 3rd, 2008 | Tags: | Category: Football Is God | Leave a comment

1985 Dodge Omni

Cracker and pops, switching out the Zephyr for a different piece of shit. Actually, this was a pretty good car, except that it freaked out at highway speeds. Madonna had to come pick me up one sexathon weekend, somewhere north of Ann Arbor, because it just refused to go faster than 55 – as if [...]

February 3rd, 2008 | Tags: , , | Category: Car and Driver | 2 comments