I hope you all die, horribly.

P.S. FU Pink Taco Stadium, You could have opened the roof, you pieces of shit.

[Beer was involved in this posting. The bitter ale of imperfection and the infuriating lager of the toad-like shuffling slouch of a gloating Manning.  Or perhaps it was Coors Light, the official overindulgence of the NFL. – Ed.]