Dear Arizona, and America:
You knew I was more than just a carpetbagger. I was John
McSenile McCain without the sexiness of S&Ls to on my scandals. Please write me in Leavenworth.
Rick “Flim flam” Renzi
Feb. 22, 2008 08:42 AM
WASHINGTON – Republican Rep. Rick Renzi has been indicted for extortion, wire fraud, money laundering and other charges related to a land deal in Arizona. A 26-page federal indictment unsealed in Arizona accuses Renzi and two former business partners of conspiring to promote the sale of land that buyers could swap for property owned by the federal government. The sale netted one of Renzi’s former partners $4.5 million.
In other news, Shadegg flip flops, vows to continue pissing on the Constitution on behalf of moron Arizonans everywhere.
Gosh, we’re so lucky to live here.