Oh, I’m Very Important

20020227-4427nmr And I don’t want to single anybody out in this area, but, you know, some people sit at home and they watch TV and they watch radio and they “blog” about certain “things,” and they think they know what they’re talking about, and they think they have sources. They have no sources. They make stuff up. They’re toads. They’re little toads. Actually, they’re pimples on the behind of the greater body politic in this country and in this city

(everyone in the studio cackles for no reason).

And because, because they have access to airwaves and three or four people read them, they think, ‘Oh, I’m very important.’  In fact, in fact, if a huge dumpster landed on their mother’s house (cackling), and got all the way into the 71853911basement and crushed them (more cackling), nobody would care. Nobody would miss them.

They provide nothing good, no service that’s any good at all. They, they are, they are, they are sucking mole rats (more cackling), and that’s the nicest I can be to them. But because, because they have a name, or, you know, because they get feedback from others, you know, they think they’re very important.

Tony Kornheiser, owned by irony

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