Messenger Puppet

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A different kind of wet dream

just to balance out Kistar’s big adventure, have a Vanquish

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Don’t Get None On Ya

Dear Penthouse forum:
I never thought I would be writing to you but…

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1983 Chevrolet S-10

Ordered from the factory this way, with a special order cap.
What else is there to say, really?

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A world without [Guitar] heroes

Guess what died in the middle of Rock Band last night…

(not this ^^)
Xbox 360 Warranty and Service Enhancements

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Eye of Sauron

Start with this (notice that it is now empty)…
add a beach, low tide, midnight and a MAG light
Mix well.

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Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for

missing Phid’s bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?

HOLIDAY MOTEL - Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.
P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.
P.P.S. My alternative [...]

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Update Your Shots First

The Downtowner - your source for hookers, abandoned cars and cheap beer binges.
Also crack (presumably)

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I’d buy THAT for a dollar

 
Quality Courts Home of downtown hookers, ca. 1981

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1993 Geo Prizm

Jan 1993-December 2000
Ordinarily, this would land in the hall of boring cars, but it took 90,000 miles of abuse, survived 2 3 crashes, never needed a brake job and got 30 mpg.
Plus, it totally kicked the ass out of a V-8 Grand Cherokee in the mountains.

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The Best of Times

Despite $1.30 to 1.40 for a gallon of gas and astronomical insurance rates… Some of these cars are used solely for transportation to work or school.  Other common uses are for mobile parties and for activities prohibited by a recent Supreme Court decision.  One individual’s “beast,” as he called it, looked like a combination [...]