A different kind of wet dream
Filed in In Local News..., March 31, 2008, 9:39 pm by Dr. Gonzojust to balance out Kistar’s big adventure, have a Vanquish
Don’t Get None On Ya
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 9:30 pm by KistarDear Penthouse forum:
I never thought I would be writing to you but…
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1983 Chevrolet S-10
Filed in Car and Driver, , 8:34 pm by Mr. Wonderful
Ordered from the factory this way, with a special order cap.
What else is there to say, really?
A world without [Guitar] heroes
Filed in Kill Your Television, Needs More Cowbell, March 30, 2008, 2:48 pm by Mr. WonderfulGuess what died in the middle of Rock Band last night…
(not this ^^)
Xbox 360 Warranty and Service Enhancements
Eye of Sauron
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 1:21 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum
Start with this (notice that it is now empty)…
add a beach, low tide, midnight and a MAG light
Mix well.
Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, March 28, 2008, 1:50 pm by Pen S. Lordoscummissing Phid’s bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?
HOLIDAY MOTEL - Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.
P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.
P.P.S. My alternative [...]
Update Your Shots First
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 1:30 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum
The Downtowner - your source for hookers, abandoned cars and cheap beer binges.
Also crack (presumably)
I’d buy THAT for a dollar
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 1:15 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum
Quality Courts Home of downtown hookers, ca. 1981
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1993 Geo Prizm
Filed in Car and Driver, , 8:21 am by Dino F. DaytonaJan 1993-December 2000
Ordinarily, this would land in the hall of boring cars, but it took 90,000 miles of abuse, survived 2 3 crashes, never needed a brake job and got 30 mpg.
Plus, it totally kicked the ass out of a V-8 Grand Cherokee in the mountains.
The Best of Times
Filed in Car and Driver, March 26, 2008, 11:53 pm by Pen S. LordoscumDespite $1.30 to 1.40 for a gallon of gas and astronomical insurance rates… Some of these cars are used solely for transportation to work or school. Other common uses are for mobile parties and for activities prohibited by a recent Supreme Court decision. One individual’s “beast,” as he called it, looked like a combination [...]