just to balance out this big adventure, have a Vanquish
Read more "A different kind of wet dream"Dear Penthouse forum: I never thought I would be writing to you but…
Read more "Don’t Get None On Ya"
Ordered from the factory this way, with a special order cap. If only online configurators existed to forewarn of such mistakes. What else is there to say, really? (Besides “please god make it stop”)
Read more "1983 Chevrolet S-10"Guess what died in the middle of Rock Band last night… (not this ^^) Xbox 360 Warranty and Service Enhancements
Read more "A world without [Guitar] heroes"Start with this (notice that it is now empty)… add a beach, low tide, midnight and a MAG light. Mix well.
Read more "Eye of Sauron"missing Phid’s bachelor party. Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced? HOLIDAY MOTEL – Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie. P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still. P.P.S. My […]
Read more "Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for"The Downtowner – your source for hookers, abandoned cars and cheap beer binges. Also crack (presumably)
Read more "Update Your Shots First"
Quality Courts Home of downtown hookers, ca. 1981
Read more "I’d buy THAT for a dollar"Jan 1993-December 2000 Ordinarily, this would land in the hall of boring cars, but it took 90,000 miles of abuse, survived 2 3 crashes, never needed a brake job and got 30 mpg. Plus, it totally kicked the ass out of a V-8 Grand Cherokee in the mountains. (Grandpa’s Ford Country Squire is in the […]
Read more "1993 Geo Prizm"Despite $1.30 to 1.40 for a gallon of gas and astronomical insurance rates… Some of these cars are used solely for transportation to work or school. Other common uses are for mobile parties and for activities prohibited by a recent Supreme Court decision. One individual’s “beast,” as he called it, looked like a combination para-military […]
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