Mar 14 2008

NOT ME!!!

Pen S. Lordoscum

I swear

today's doorknob?  someone else (for once)

Probably not Jonathan J. Shithead


Mar 14 2008

I was sure PLoS stood for..

Pen S. Lordoscum

 Penis, Lord of Scum

PLoS LogoPLoS is a nonprofit organization of scientists and physicians committed to making the world’s scientific and medical literature a freely available public resource. All our activities are guided by our core principles.

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Mar 14 2008

Car Porn

Mr. Wonderful

W-16s give me such a stiffy


Mar 14 2008

Attack of the Clones

Mr. Wonderful

The tan is cool.  Otherwise, mine kicks its ass

Why are people trying to be cool like me?


Mar 14 2008

MPG, bitches

Dr. Gonzo

read it and weep

Up yours, Mr. Turkey necked Exxon dude.


Mar 14 2008

Not me

Mr. Wonderful

Suspect in beer-run shot by Phoenix police

Astrid Galvan
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 14, 2008 08:29 AM

A Phoenix police officer early Friday shot and wounded a man in south Phoenix who apparently had pulled a beer run a short time earlier.
Police spokesman Sgt. Andy Hill said police were responding to a call around 6:40 a.m. of an armed man stealing beer and fleeing the store. An officer confronted the fleeing man near 17th Avenue and Maldonado Road, around Baseline Road, and shot him during a confrontation, Hilll said..
The suspect, whose name was not immediately available, reportedly crash his vehicle into a concrete wall after the shooting and was taken to a local hospital. The unidentified officer was not injured.