Messenger Puppet

Driver’s ed in the 80s

What is the most kick ass vehicle in this picture?

The 81 cutlass Supreme? At least it has a vinyl roof

The 80 Thunderbird? It could use one to mute its fugliness.

One of the 2 Mustangs?

One of the 2 Olds Omegas (the shitty 4 cyl X-bodied ones, not the 350 V8 Nova clone I drag raced in my drivers ed)

One of the two undisguised Fairmonts (it’s hard to see the wagon behind the sedan)?

[Undisguised, as opposed to the Fairmont Mustang and Fairmont Tbird]

NO, none of these. The coolest vehicle is the Puch moped in front of the ticket booth to the football field in the background. It is very likely the fastest vehicle as well.

Sorry Pod. Mine was cooler

Tickets to Founders Day Banquet: $20

Ride with some goof named Al: Free

Getting a semi-hot date you have absolutely no chance of scoring with 40 minutes before the party starts?: $20 for the tickets, dipshit. You can get shot down for free anytime you want, and pretty much every time you don’t .

Cheesy award from Scott (which you keep for 25 years) because you at least didn’t go stag, thereby beating the over/under : Obviously priceless