I’d like to thank the Academy…
- Tickets to Founders Day Banquet: $20
- Ride with some goof named Al: Free
- Getting a semi-hot date you have absolutely no chance of scoring with 40 minutes before the party starts?: $20 (for the tickets, dipshit). You can get shot down for free anytime you want, and pretty much every time you don’t want.
- Cheesy award from Scott (which you keep for 25 years) because you at least didn’t go stag, thereby beating the over/under : Obviously priceless
Doesn’t this look worth it?
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