It’s a wonder we didn’t all just kill ourselves

Driver’s ed in the 80s:

Loy Norrix driver's ed
8 mph laps of the parking lot. Next stop: autobahn

What is the most kick ass vehicle in this picture?

NO, none of these. The coolest vehicle is the Puch moped in front of the ticket booth to the football field in the background. It is very likely the fastest vehicle as well.

No Pintos?  How the hell can I master parallel parking without the all glass hatch to cheat with?


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